this is the post that killed me
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
The product of British private schooling is razor sharp wit.
Dan Howell & T-shirts
changing themes is such a traumatic experience
i hope my first child is a dragon
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
so today I called customer support for my mac
Me:
The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy:
Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me:
I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG:
Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me:
. . .
Me:
What did you just say?
CSG:
Have you tried turning it-
Me:
Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG:
. . .
CSG:
. . .
CSG:
You watch-
Me:
FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG:
OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me:
YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG:
So which episode are you watching?
Me:
The Great Game.
CSG:
Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me:
Is there some way I can tip you or something?
i dont know why but this is one of the most attractive gifs of dan ever
I think it’s so attractive because like most times we see him it’s when he’s talking to us, saying something he’s planned or thought out to some degree but in this gif he’s just kind of in his own little world and he’s so into playing and it’s just so cute and let me die now
Passive Agressive Robot Sack of Ketchup Pee!
